H.B.J    Male 57
Last Visit: 05/19/2013

MY JOURNALS

Employee Statistics (LoL no joke)
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than
500 employees and has the following
statistics:

*29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

* 1 one ran a stop sign and killed a man on a motorcycle

Can you guess which organization this is?



Give up yet?






It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
of idiots elected by us that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
JOURNAL COMMENTS (1-9)

BiPoLaR PrInC3sS
Apr 11, 2013 12:51 AM
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Ive read simular ones before...very sad.

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potternatasha
Feb 14, 2013 07:27 PM
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Love ur jokes

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Peltee
Feb 13, 2013 02:59 AM
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WOW

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nana x 4
Feb 11, 2013 05:57 AM
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Right on the money lol

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wild one with an angels face
Feb 7, 2013 01:33 AM
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Lmao damn i was gonna say the cops or fbi ha ha i really don't watch the news

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shana
Feb 6, 2013 08:35 PM
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wow what were we thinking Kick

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annastiashia
Feb 6, 2013 03:57 PM
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Sounds like my workplace

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Cristina
Feb 6, 2013 11:28 AM
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Silly Hunter, they would never b so generous to provide the vaseline! Kick

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Hunter
Feb 6, 2013 09:24 AM
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Good one! No wonder everything is so screwed-up! They should just send jar of vaseline to everybody an tell them to bend-over !!! Shake Hand

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