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Last Visit: 11/19/2009

MY JOURNALS
 
Marriage or Jail

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of Him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in he back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said...... "I would have gotten out today."



JOURNAL COMMENTS (1-15)

Rhonda
Nov 11, 2009 02:44 PM

Very Happy

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sunshiine
Nov 6, 2009 11:15 PM

hehe ; that wuz hilarious ! the husband shuld b ashamed of himself. lol. aha keep up the god work ;)

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Yymar93
Nov 4, 2009 05:01 PM

Laughing that was pretty funny


chelesea
Nov 4, 2009 04:26 AM

Pretty funny, i must say.


Swagguh brii
Nov 3, 2009 11:42 PM

Laughing No shame

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christian
Nov 1, 2009 08:49 PM

Lol datz sad

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Tulip
Nov 1, 2009 08:25 PM

Wow. Thats wrong.lol

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lou lou
Nov 1, 2009 05:19 PM

ha ha good one Good

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-D3P33 DA PU$$Y M0NSTER-
Nov 1, 2009 04:17 PM

ExplAin plz

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[.country.nerd.baybee.]
Nov 1, 2009 03:11 PM

lol he realized he done fucked up.. Laughing

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smiley333
Nov 1, 2009 11:30 AM

Ha!

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¡®¤©k
Nov 1, 2009 09:34 AM

I dnt get it.....sumwun explain to me plz

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*BoNiTa408*
Nov 1, 2009 02:55 AM

Jajajaja dats funny. Happy

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Captainevil
Nov 1, 2009 01:41 AM

FUNNY!!

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veronica
Nov 1, 2009 01:34 AM

Hahahahahah lmao!!!!

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