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Listen to Grandpa...
October 31, 2009
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed. "Lissin'a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver, so you will always remember me."
The grandson smiles weakly and replies; "But grandpa, I really donna lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your ROLEX watch instead?"
Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice; "Shuddup ana lissin. Somma day, you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple of bambinos." After a
slight pause to catch his breath he continues; "Somma day, you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do.... pointa to your watch and say 'Times a uppa?'"
haha
Lmfao good 1
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