A Joke For Ya
November 01, 2016
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her son playing with his new electronic train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son say "all you sons of bitches who want off,.get the he'll off now cause this is the last stop. All you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train cause we're leaving. "
The mother went in and told her son "you don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for two hours. When you come out you can play with your train but I want you to use nice language. "
Two hours later her son came out of his room and resumed playing with his train. Soon train stopped and the mother heard her son say "all passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope that you will be riding with us again soon. For those of you who are boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand baggage under your seat..Remember there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.
The mother was pleased that he had learned his lesson until she heard him continue "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen. "