15 Reasons why Beer is better than Women
10-14-11 15:41

1. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer!

2. When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer!

3. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath!

4. You don't have to wine and dine a beer!

5. If you pour a beer right you will always get good head!

6. Hangovers go away!

7. When you're finished with a beer the bottle is still worth a dime!

8. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good!

9. A beer always goes down easy!

10. You can share a beer with your friends!

11. A beer is always wet!

12. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer!

13. A frigid beer is a good beer!

14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty!

15. You can enjoy a beer all month long!

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