1. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer!
2. When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer!
3. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath!
4. You don't have to wine and dine a beer!
5. If you pour a beer right you will always get good head!
6. Hangovers go away!
7. When you're finished with a beer the bottle is still worth a dime!
8. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good!
9. A beer always goes down easy!
10. You can share a beer with your friends!
11. A beer is always wet!
12. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer!
13. A frigid beer is a good beer!
14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty!
15. You can enjoy a beer all month long!